Note. Never bowl with Steve.

Steve sucks at bowling. Lynzy has to write a paper for journalism. And sometimes I get dragged along.... This ends badly.

Steve bought these epic dino cookies approximately 3 minutes ago.

Steve is awesome.
And looooves her cookies!

-Lynzy

Random-ass blogging. I'm so bored still have 3 hours left in the school day... FML.

Ouch. It is difficult. My Back hurts. I don't Want to be charming and clever and funny right now.

BLEGH. She sighs. Oh my goodness. I should have skipped today. Hope every reader, regardless of which planet you're from, is having a Better day than I.

And now, a picture of a...

Steve-inator

Oi. Steve here. Steve the amazing, invincible, pre-Pre med. guess what? Moxie, Sparrow, Jodee as Lynzy are with me. Staring at 40.00 earrings. We're pretty sure that Jodee will have a new business plan soon. Yay.

Yup. Future business. Lynzy paid for fro-yo. I think I'm what's known as a free-loader. Yup. Pretty cool. Anyways. World costs too much even more. Even my grades are getting more and more expensive... Graphing calculator for 170? That's in color? Thanks, but I'll stick with my TI-84.

-sighs- world is a sad place. I'm dying on the inside.

Well... Apparently my addiction to my iPhone is getting weird. Us bloggers say hi.

Peace.

-Steve.

Which by the way, is a very excellent soul by Collective Soul. It also appears to be what I'm doing right now. Hi, this is Steve. Again. Steve is supposed to be doing her Spanish poem. Steve says no to that. Steve says "HELLO WORLD!" and also kindly asks the world to please stop teachers from assigning homework. Steve says please. 

Steve also hopes her hipster buddy and fellow Whovian, Lynzy feels better. If Lynzy doesn't feel better soon, Steve says, Lynzy will not get the application for TARDIS travel. Steve says Lynzy better put her cones in a line and feel better! Please. 

Steve doesn't feel like doing work today. So Steve will talk in third person instead. YAY STEVE

That is a picture of Steve's world/ happy place. 

-Steve-inator

Hey all! Steve again. It's a great day to be alive, huh? I thought I'd give all the readers some insight into this blog, but mainly the people behind it.

Or not. Apparently Jodee's history is classified. Believe it or not, a masked ninja named Nina is standing over me as I write this, ensuring I type exactly what she dictates to me by playing charades.

Dyllyn is from the future, that I can tell you.

And I? I fall up stairs.

'Nuff said.

-Steve

hey!!!!!!!! Steve here and man oh man, can I not type. I don't know exactly why it's so hard late at night. You know? I'm not positive why it has to be so hard. But it is. Anyways, stuff should start getting posted soonish. Just gotta straighten out the llama's... I mean invitations. Where did that come from? Long day... In the meantime, go check out Bad Lip Syncing or whatever it's called on Youtube. Jodee, Lynzy, Moxie, Sparrow and I were pretty much ROFLing.

I just said ROFLing. Moxie would probably have something to say about that. I'll get JoDee to post an actual link.
"And may the evil get lost in Downtown portland on the way to your doorstep."
That makes no sense to me at all. Must be obnoxious, cause Sparrow may or may not have told me to shut up in her sleep. I couldn't understand. Maybe I should go to sleep.

Steve-inator

Hi. My name is Steve. Short for Steve. Long for Ste, I guess. Works for me, anyways. 

Welcome. To. BRAIN VOMIT, Short for Brain Vomit. Long for Brain Vomit. Up for Brain Vomit, down for Brain Vomit. It isn't a paradox. Just deal. Kay? Thanks!

Hi. Again. This is the blog of me, myself and all my friends. See their pages above. We'll be posting. It'll be chill. Please explore the brain vomit on this page... OR ELSE. Click on the pages above. Read stuff. Learn. Prosper. Die a better person.

You're welcome, 
                   Steve-inator